Teach English in Colombia: Grappling with Grammar, Gold, Guns, and Guayaba

Americans avoid Colombia for good reasons. A virtualoccur in the countryside. While this can make
civil war has been waged for nearly 40 years. Ratesinter-city travel risky at times, residents inside major
of crime and violence are among the world's highest.cities like Bogota, Cali, and Medellin feel little impact
And then there's the "drug problem." Why wouldand live quite normally. Adjusting to power failures,
anyone consider coming here to teach English?"Iphone or water outages, and rainy season flooding is
came because a friend who was working in Cali likedmore of a nuisance than life-threatening. Larger cities
it here and recommended it," says Glenn Yates, aare reasonably well policed and usually safe, if you're
teacher now in his second year at a bilingual school.careful.Drugs? Most illicit production is for export, so,
Tired of Canada's frigid winters, he fled to a land ofexcept for warring drug factions in the coca-growing
year-round warm weather and an even warmerareas, there's not much everyday impact. During
welcome.Colin Jacobs, weary of gloomy days andmajor holidays the government steps up military
drizzle, found his way to teaching English in Cali frompatrols of principal highways and vacation resort
his native England more than 20 years ago and hasn'tareas to insure protection and safer travel for
left since. "I don't think I could live in London again,"vacationers.Quality of LifeCali, with two million
he says. "After adjusting to the near-perfectresidents, is known as the "Salsa capital of the
weather, the food, and the easy-going lifestyle here,world," rivaling Cuba. The two largest shopping malls
I'm not really keen to go back. I'm spoiled for life."Sohouse multi-cinema complexes featuring first-run U.S.
am I. Hundreds of varieties of flowers perfume thefilms in English with Spanish subtitles. English
air, even in winter. Pantries abound with exotic fruitspublications are readily available at bookstores and
like Guayaba and Carambolo. The year-long growingnewsstands. Material in English can be borrowed free
season allows papayas to reach nearly the size offrom the Universidad Santiago de Cali and for a $3
watermelons; mangoes can weigh up to two poundsannual fee from the Centro Cultural Colombo
each. Colombia's strong, black coffee, considered theAmericano. The Municipal Theatre, Tertulia Arts
world's richest, is served everywhere.But Is ItComplex, and Jorge Isaacs Theatre offer regular
Safe?There are problems, yes, but not ofproductions in Spanish.
"run-screaming-to-the-hills" intensity. Most conflicts