Decoration Day Boom!

Folks said Uncle Athanatious didn't have enoughgreen, lamp black for red, and ordinary sand for
sense to come in out of the rain. However, neither"golden shower."Uncle Athan didn't mess around with
would you if you were in his business.Uncle Athan -garden variety fireworks. The construction of little
no one dared call him by his full handle - operated apaper tubes, and stuffing them with tiny amounts of
gunpowder mill.Dynamite was safer, but three timespowder, was too tedious. Such things as penny
more expensive than black powder and harder to setcrackers, sparklers, Roman candles, cherry bombs,
off. Farmers of Boot Heel preferred the local "stumpdevil spitters, fire snakes and other "kid stuff" were
lifter" so ably concocted by Uncle Athan.Back then,imported from China.* * *My uncle cured his powder
explosives were in great demand for clearing land.in his house because it was clean, dry and handy.
Black powder was ideal because it exploded at aTrays were scattered about on tables, chairs,
slower rate than dynamite and thereby exerteddressers, sideboard and beds. This kept Aunt Dilley in
unremitting pressure on tree roots.Black powder alsoa nervous snit, but Athan was a stickler for quality
made great firecrackers - particularly rockets andcontrol."There isn't any cause for worry," he assured
salutes. The latter were fist- size bombs whose onlyher, "so long as you don't open the damper on the
purpose was to burst the eardrums of anyonestove or scuff your feet on the rug." This did not
standing close by when it was set off.Traditionallyseem reassuring.Aunt Dilley knew the problem and
salutes were the first to be set off on the Fourth ofdidn't appreciate safety tips. When trays of powder
July and Christmas morning.Ingredients for blackwere drying, she served cold pork and beans straight
powder consist of common materials that werefrom the can and walked dainty.One night, when the
easily obtained in country stores. Individually theliving and dining rooms sheltered several trays of
ingredients were useful for many householdgunpowder, a thunderstorm came up suddenly.
purposes.Two are charcoal and sulfur. I dare notApparently it was accompanied by static
reveal the third lest a young reader undertake aaccumulation. In any case, the powder ignited.It went
dangerous experiment.The best charcoal foroff with a loud POOF -- and sufficient concussion to
gunpowder was made from willow and alder trees.blow out a couple of windows, smash chinaware and
Uncle Athan had a piece of bottomland thatsinge old Fritz sleeping under the dining table.Aunt
supported a stand of the trees and needed clearing.Dilley moved out the next day and went to live with
The powder mill enabled him to turn a profit fromher sister down the road. Uncle Athan stayed on at
unwanted trees.His sideline venture was so successfulthe mill and visited Aunt Dilley and her sister for
he continued manufacturing explosive after his ownSunday dinners.However, when a storm brewed, and
need was met.* * *Uncle Athan's process of makinggunpowder was drying, Uncle Athan hung around
black powder was deceptively simple but a miteoutside until the weather cleared. It was right pitiful
touchy.First, charcoal and sulfur were crushed toto see him standing out in the rain in his yellow slicker
powder in a "ball mill." It was a rotating barreland under a Purina Feed umbrella.* * *The event
containing recycled automobile bearings. The mill waseveryone had predicted for years finally occurred.
turned by Uncle Athan's faithful hound Fritz trudgingUncle Athan bought a one-way ticket to that Great
inside an over-size hamster exercise wheel. .After aPowder Mill in the Sky.It was never determined what
while, the mixture was dampened and ingredient Xset off the explosion. The day was warm and
added. Water aided chemical bonding and reducedovercast, but these conditions were not deemed
the danger of accidental detonation.This black "mud"adverse enough to cause the blast. Perhaps Uncle
was pressed through a "wheel mill" comprised of twoAthan combed his hair too briskly that day.Old Fritz
worn gears from a cotton gin. The meshed gearswas not hurt, but he ran off - never to be seen
were turned by Jack -- a mule of limited ancestry butagain. Life in a powder mill for mans' best friend was
docile temperament -- by pulling around a long sweepto unsettling - what with the over-size hamster
attached to the gear wheels. A similar arrangementwheel, singed fur, sudden loud noises and a diet
was common for grinding sugar cane.On visits, I wasleaning excessively to cold beans.A large crowd came
allowed to ride Jack while "it" earned its keep. Myto Uncle Athan's funeral. He was well liked, but a
mother kept the visits short. Uncle Athan's casualgoodly number of strangers showed up. Word got
attitude toward his product made her nervous.Thearound that Aunt Dilley was going to dispose of her
wheel mill pressed out excess water and mashed thelate husband's unexploded inventory after the burial
half-dry mud into granules. These were spread onceremony.As Uncle Athan was lowered into his
wood trays to dry.Finally, dry granules were crushedeternal resting place, the Volunteer Fire Brigade set
into "corns" by an ordinary kitchen-type rolling pin andoff 25 salutes, two cannon blasts, 15 stump lifters
sifted through various screens for size.This was theand 30 assorted rockets.It was the end of an era,
most dangerous operation -- performed solely bybut Uncle Athan went out in style.Every Decoration
Uncle Athan. Though gainful employment was hard toDay thereafter, Aunt Dilley visited Uncle Athan's
come by, no one ever applied for a job with him. Agrave. She would set off a string of penny crackers -
stray spark, high heat or static electricity could setprudently disdaining stump lifters - and proclaim that
off the powder.Size of the corns, and any colorUncle Athan would rest easy for another
additives, determined the ultimate use of theyear.Lindsey Williams is a Sun columnist who can be
gunpowder.Large grains were best for removingcontacted at:Website: with several hundred of Lin's
stumps. It also was preferred for charging the CivilEditorial & At Large articles written over 40
War cannon fired on Decoration Day - the south'syears.Also featured in its entirety is Lin's
name for the north's Memorial Day.Fine-grain powdergroundbreaking book "Boldly Onward," that critically
went into rockets. A little graphite gave the powderanalyzes and develops theories about the original
extra decibels. Rocket color was controlled by secretSpanish explorers of America.
additives -- camphor for white, Sal ammoniac for